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贝片 发表于 2008-5-13 13:04

英语一分钟: 我被骗了 I've Been Cheated!

ALLEN: Oh, my God! I've been cheated! hJN k.c!J
SARAH: What? What did you buy?f%a.l e}ru
ALLEN: It's a brick! I can't believe how stupid I was. damx it!)Tm_|Vt
SARAH: What is it? Why did you buy a brick?
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He had three new boxes, Panasonic video camera boxes.
_Al@K"^7T$Q He said he had to get rid of them quick.'L:QOnTB'Hd
SARAH: And?
"wse*q? U?D ALLEN: So he said he'd sell me one for twenty dollars.FYOv!BX9ko
A four-hundred-dollar camera for twenty bucks.9GVkp#[)v;r k9u2p
SARAH: And it's a brick?V+ap2_6W:P0e_
ALLEN: Yes.;Hb(^ [Ml
SARAH: I can't believe how stupid you are. Why didn't you open the box?
;q;B)F B!f ALLEN: I wanted to. But he said, no, the box is still in its plastic wrap from the store.q,L5y^b3P `lC,w
If it's opened, other people won't believe it's new.@%BH.D|
SARAH: So he had the boxes wrapped in plastic.
"qRP @'tAE ALLEN: Yes, it was the kind of perfect plastic wrap that comes with new products.
B~a3MiCWL7~ Look, it even had a bar-code price sticker on it! It looked brand new.
|"vY~DKWh[ \'c SARAH: But why would a guy be selling new video cameras for twenty dollars?7zC c)mw
ALLEN: He said he had to get rid of them. They were stolen.
Jdnd4eK SARAH: Aha! Now I understand.1e^9O E'w^
You were trying to buy stolen goods on the sidewalk.
]%jy7e,lLQ So, what I think is, you deserve to get cheated!
qFZ5`n_$Y ALLEN: C'mon, don't blame me!f9nB|E^9zJQ
I thought it was a new camera. We could use it.&M:K`3QF$S
We were even thinking about buying a camera.:{_Fj0hQt*r
I don't understand how he could have such a perfect-looking box.
:n'j#ee7i~p SARAH: That's no problem.$\!f
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He just has a friend who works in a shop that can do plastic wrap. That's easy.&v*q&~a/T
And probably it's the same shop he got the boxes from.R`&J4w1_I F/`8h
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Maybe his friend works in an electronics store. They sell video cameras there.N&x6DhjM*GC H I J
Probably they had a couple video camera boxes lying around.c&hj \9okF
So they get the idea of wrapping bricks to sell to fools like you.
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M| Twenty dollars a brick. That's a good profit if they can sell enough bricks.
&GL7]6J [v*v ALLEN: You're right, Sarah.
l#fil Wt5[5j I was a fool. I can't believe it. How could I fall for such a trick?/R/K$k|b8[Pu
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`-_g${|n,H 艾伦：天啊！我被骗了。Tuz9l9wC{
莎拉：什么？你买了什么？&V']NH:r(m
艾伦：砖头！我不相信我竟然这么笨，该死！7DK&@ED}KC
莎拉：怎么了？为什么你买砖头？
S}e(yt;[u;M 艾伦：人行道上有一个人，XR+z
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他有三个盒子，松下牌摄影机的盒子，
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t"p*@SK,C 他说急着脱手。
*|V y)Lf&E|9_ 莎拉：然后呢？p:\R@VD#a$V
艾伦：所以他卖我一台二十美元。y:{!t2\dVVw
四百美元的摄像机卖二十美元。h3qr1tG(g-b*l1^ _
莎拉：然后发现它是一块砖头？
D`0|wU 艾伦：是的。
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r(k#uD+~ Q 莎拉：我不敢相信你这么笨，你为什么不打开盒子呢？|;c)I|6]
艾伦：我想啊，可是他说不行。盒子还是从商店拿出来的塑胶包装，8_:IQ"pzD.m&c
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如果开了，别人不会相信是新的。 Vo
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莎拉：所以他把盒子用塑胶包装起来。@X6@1fTL Av-Q
艾伦：没错，就像是新产品的完整包装那样。
$A4I]6PvYm4l#? 你看，上面甚至还有价格条码贴纸，看起来是全新的。$Mw2Z5^h$Hqh$VY$p
莎拉：不过为什么有人会卖二十美元一台的新摄影机？
aD'n2K:f0T)C z0nRB9M@0h 艾伦：他说他必须脱手，这是偷来的。9c%V!v uq U
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莎拉：哈！现在我懂了。
p,GFW IO:s:rrv2K\8e` 你是要买人行道上的赃物，
-gZ Km-a6\ 我认为你活该被骗。
L T6Y N\]/Qm7n;A 艾伦：拜托，别责怪我了！
$E*I/Q ?w/G 我以为是新的，我们可以用。/]4m^6?!~a/o
我们想过要买一台录像机的。
!Jl%m Od` O 我不懂他怎么会有外观如此完整的盒子。
-xGc8Gu 莎拉：这不成问题。M9jhJP2f"Bs.u#D
他只要有朋友在塑胶包装公司工作，那很容易。9^IWV;U/t5Js[l
而且可能就是他拿盒子的同一家公司。mD4YQoiwl
也许他朋友在电器店工作，那里有卖摄影机，6j(G+J fw.TIi
可能他们随身有几个摄影机的盒子，
dMI}9VGW,~R+k 就想出包装砖头的点子来卖给你这种傻瓜。"k?ad8A{S*c AV/m2~Z
一块砖头二十美元，如果他们卖的砖头够多，这是一笔不错的利润。
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艾伦：莎拉，你是对的。} Nt \9F
我是傻瓜，我真不敢相信，我怎么会上这种当。

csjj0623 发表于 2008-8-30 21:37

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